TeamAssimilation

I want to, but I was already avoiding them!

Political in the non-conservative sense, mind you.

Comments and full-length names make the source way more accessible.

Checks if you’re blood related to a decadent European aristocratic regime in the region.

No.

Jesus: curses random tree

Followers: Jesus, is there a problem? You can tell us directly.

Jesus: No, everything is fine *sulks*

Okay, it’s superstition, of which religion is a variant. There’s a very thin line between having faith in the supernatural and worship.

Yup. Believing in higher beings from other dimension is just religion with different words. Only when the belief is based on fact and not faith can it not be religion.

Ubuntu LTS? It can still have rough edges depending on your hardware, but solve them and you got five years of peace.

IDK man, I’ve sucked a lot of dick and I like to at least think I don’t look like a loose pile of skin draped over a human-shaped void in the moral fabric of the universe like those fuckers do...
– Abraham Lincoln

Yup. Seems legit to me.

Okay Beavis, Butthead, nap time!

It is believed fingerbois used their long, flexible fingers as whips to scare predators.

I’m in awe of your statistical operations on mammals.