TeamAssimilation

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[–] TeamAssimilation 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

User declines using the application and escapes downstairs, robot pursues, falls down and can’t get up [mechanical tantrum with loud pig squealing]

[–] TeamAssimilation 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It doesn’t mean “never improve”, though.

[–] TeamAssimilation 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Right. Super Bowl is about money, and right now Bad Bunny means more money. It’s not a protest, and Trump acting displeased is not because he was caught off-guard, he’s doing what his base is expecting of him.

All this likely was negotiated behind curtains weeks before, and Trump was surely well informed by his team. Just another performance that maximizes profit.

[–] TeamAssimilation 30 points 1 week ago

Since I saw that primates have a sense of humor, things like this don’t surprise me as much, because it’s not like they’re similar to us, it’s that we are very similar to them. It’s natural to share many traits.

[–] TeamAssimilation 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] TeamAssimilation 5 points 1 week ago

Christates of Murica.

[–] TeamAssimilation 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I’ve always wondered if cells created viruses, or if viruses are a natural consequence of complex genetics. They look so useless, having no need to reproduce, yet killing cells to do it uncontrollably. They don’t even feed, what is their purpose?

[–] TeamAssimilation 3 points 1 week ago

– Sir, you need to walk a bit to recover faster.

– Take my signs already and don’t interrupt me!

[–] TeamAssimilation 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Let me guess: the protagonist would be an until now unknown but close Sisko relative that behaves very much unlike a career Starfleet officer.

[–] TeamAssimilation 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

More pragmatically, time travel for a casual party would be risky because you’re carrying germs many generations apart. Time travelers would wear full-body suits or risk dramatically altering history. They could not drink or eat anything.

[–] TeamAssimilation 5 points 1 week ago

Imagine your time machine has spiders at the time of your arrival, because it had a small defect that grew into an opening after several years.

“Ha ha, I can’t see anything, but it seems like time travel tickles”

[–] TeamAssimilation 15 points 1 week ago

TL;DR: Submission by cringe

 

Recently I’ve become a fan of glitching your camp underground, you never know what you’ll find. Anyone else has good map spots for those?

I made a camp in Welch that reached invisible water underground, you could literally swim from room to room. I made another near vault 76 that is 6 floors deep, trying to emulate a vault. I’d like to reach places you’re not supposed to be, but I haven’t found anywhere truly interesting that allows camps yet.

 
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