TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid

joined 2 years ago
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Makes me so wet thinking about it (infosec.pub)
So hungover and so horny in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm looking for dick not a pussy.

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So hungover and so horny (infosec.pub)
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I swear he got harder too (infosec.pub)
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Going to the club tonight so I'll be a whore there too (infosec.pub)
My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you’re good at something why do it for free?

My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

Some dick or some good blow I'd be happy either way.

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My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer (infosec.pub)
Mood in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Mood (infosec.pub)
Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Probably couldn’t get away from his wife.

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Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him (infosec.pub)
Me after 3 shots of vodka in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No i want more vodka first.

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Me after 3 shots of vodka (infosec.pub)
Or a glazed doughnut idk in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Makes me feel loved and useful.

Or a glazed doughnut idk in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A little happy twinkie.

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Or a glazed doughnut idk (infosec.pub)
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I wish I lived on a beach so I could go for long walks on them (infosec.pub)
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