Man, 5%? That's it?
Tathas
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Who breaks up with someone and then falls asleep while they're still in the house?
Gonna be hard to get that FEMA money Texas needs every few years once they secede.
I'm sure I'm going to say this poorly, but one of the things he focused on was meaningful decisions. So there's a joke that goes:
Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting at a coffee shop when the waitress came up and asked him if he wanted anything else.
He said, "I'll take a coffee, with no cream."
She responded, "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. I can get you a coffee with no milk though."
Sounds like he'd be up for some good old https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_mutilation_in_Byzantine_culture
Google had sent me an update of my usage for November and was all, "You drove 35 miles this month!"
Jean-Paul Sartre would be so proud of you.
I used to call these sort of games "Bird-chirpers"
Cause you'd start playing and then it would suddenly be morning, and birds would be chirping.
So this is 7 Days to Die then?
Wait until you hear that Disney's Frozen was only created so that searching for "Disney Frozen" would result in the movie intead of Walt Disney's frozen head.