Tathas

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[–] Tathas@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well this was like, 1997 so...

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 29 points 2 years ago (4 children)

When I worked at a movie theater, I was showing a new hire how to prepare pretzels. After I sprayed a little mist on them and was dribbling some salt over them, he said something along the lines of, "Man this is too much," took his vest off, and went to find a manager to hand it to.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

I couldn't read this article because AndroidPolice wanted me to disable my adblocker.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

I recall reading that lobster used to only be deemed fit enough food for prisoners.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

Tathas read book. Book have Tathas. Tathas like Tathas. Tathas pick Tathas.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 14 points 2 years ago

Did you hear the one about the homeopathic who tried to commit suicide?

He took a 10X dilution of cyanide.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Looks like you've worked on some source code a time or two.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Well if you're naming today's file 230810_file.jpg then you could just move this century's files to /20/230810_file.jpg once we roll over.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Then you just move everything into a new "20" folder.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're just all going to be in the office and attending zoom meetings.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wasn't it one of The Hobbit movies where Ian McKellen had to do all of his filming alone in front of a green screen, delivering his lines to a green stick, all by himself?

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Gigabyte has entered the chat.

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