Tachanka

AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE SHAPE OF THE HAM SANDWICH MAN'S SKULL, HE WAS VERY SMART, BUT HE LACKS THE ABILITY TO ATTRACT MATES, AND SO IS DOOMED FOR THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY

, come on grab your , we'll go to very lands, with , and , the fun will never end it's

7th degreez nuts

I love the "[random app] for [unrelated thing]" format of "innovation"

faceapp for funerals

LinkedIn for coke dealers

CrunchyRoll for Silent Film Nerds

WeChat for War Criminals

I have a 7th degree blackbelt in deeznuts and will not fall for your tricks

There's no way to know what other people know and there's no way for other people to know what we know so we have to let other people know what we know and other people have to let us know what they know, y'know?

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This is a lesson to us all. If we touch grass, ghouls die.

Toei Animation keeps Toriyama chained up in a basement somewhere and they already have several clones of him growing for when he kicks the bucket.

by playing more hecking DARK SOVLS, my fellow CHVDS, we will RESVRRECT the IMPERIVM