Tachanka

joined 2 years ago
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

"And then I asked that city boy ... didja try changing the blinker fluid?!?!"

same energy

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

they need to occupy the space of someone more deserving and put them in the ground

cereal2

cereal1 true

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

they both went to the same college

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (9 children)

if my back of the napkin math is correct, you have less than a 1 in a 50 million chance of winning 32 hands of blackjack in a row, and that is assuming the very very optimistic odds of 50% per hand. But really it should be lower odds than that.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

"Did you install a mod before walking into my Casino? I can tell."

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

teens are very stupid, but today's teens have even less reason to ever read things and examine things than we did bc their environment is 1000x more distracting

also literacy is seriously on the decline and in addition to being "distracted" they're also more overworked and more underpaid by an even more ruthless economy. Even if their attention spans were perfect, I doubt someone is going to roll out of their 3rd job itching to read volume 1 of capital. They're going to go home, sweep up, do dishes, take a shower, and collapse in bed.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The US military has repeatedly decreased recruitment standards in that regard (or so I've heard), so I don't think that's it.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

why are these child workers growing export crops destined for first world consumption instead of growing their own food? It must be because they're stupid and never read Economics 101 ancaptain

spoilerIt's because the IMF and world bank force them to privatize and deregulate their economies, and take out high interest loans denominated in USD, and to grow export crops instead of growing their own food, and to import their food from first world countries, leading them to become imports-dependent and very easy to control with threats of sanctioning. Also their debts are in a currency that they do not use (USD), meaning they have to earn that currency through the already rigged trading scheme in order to pay back their debts to the people doing the rigging. marx-doomer

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

ralsei-dance when you realize "ralsei" is almost an anagram of "israeli"

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

vasectomy gang and tubal litigation gang would like a word with you

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