some shit from Himmler LARPing in his castle
don't forget Hyperborea type shit
Tachanka
joined 2 years ago
the legends say if you manage to open 666 incognito tabs without your PC crashing, you get a free commie trenchcoat
La Pieta
me and my friends made this joke about pokemon when we were kids. i think it has independently occurred to a lot of people that it's just a romanticized fantasy dogfighting cartoon.
you used to be able to be an anthropomorphic wolf in a tuxedo and get a gander at a real looker in a shimmering red dress and furs crooning and gyrating on stage and have your eyes pop out of their sockets and float in mid air several feet away from your face, miraculously unburdened by their optic nerves. You used to be able to let your eyes float through the air all the way up to the stage so that you could get a real closeup. You used to be able to yell things like "awooga" and "hummina hummina" and whistle and bark and howl and drool and pick up your chair and bang it on the table until it broke. You used to be able to bonk yourself on the head with a comically large mallet that you pulled out of a pocket too small to hold it. You used to be able to manifest a steam train whistle out of thin air and blow on it without any consequences. You used to be able to punch yourself in the face several times with a boxing glove on a jack-in-the-box spring, before dumping a bucket of ice cold water on your head. But now you can't. Because of woke moralists. 
I want to believe so bad
Tom actually gets beheaded in the 3 musketeers episode of tom and jerry so I'd say the stakes are much higher
excvse me, commvnist, but general dovglas "nvke the entire 38th parallel" mcarthvr and his band of merry fascist collaborators were the real freedom fighters and don't yov forget!
reserve army of labor go brrrrrrrr
podbean has insulted beans for the last time