Tachanka

joined 2 years ago
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

brandon to our ukrainish friend boromir jetski, I will quote the famous words of my grand father, cornflake: Don't bite the hand that begs. biden-nibble

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

behead all mises stans

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

shoving a taser up their asses to give them a prostate orgasm

kitsupogi please tell me this is how they actually do it

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

made-it-the-fuck-up word has it that that one scene from Basic Instict (you know which one) was directly inspired by this comic

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (4 children)

quantum physics? porn addiction.

ancient sumerian cuneiform? porn addiction.

theology? you better believe it's porn addiction.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese sans-doot

I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed boohoo

he rolled off the table and onto the floor ooooooooooooooh

and then my poor meatball rolled right out the door oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

but a little... toothless(?)... compared to the original?

if you watch the music video it's clearly meant to be the lamentation of a dying old man which is why it feels toothless

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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