Tabitha

BURGER KING DEPLOYED

I think a Thin Green Line might have been more appropriate lmao.

a stapler that ignores the paper but stabs the hand holding the handle

I needed to search something in the AWS log thing the other day, couldn't figure out how to search text with one common non azAZ09-_ character, also couldn't figure out how to negate on simple words, have to do the grep thing and it JustWorked™

won't this also hide from me when my followees like good stuff?

I think it's funny that everybody is flipping out because it sounds like Microsoft is literally recording everything you're doing, and the article is clear that it's not,

...but in 6 months time it's going to be true that Microsoft actually was literally recording everything you're doing.

I wish they'd make an ARM linux netbook instead of this bullshit.

I was in a car accident once.

My startup doesn't have a dress code, so what I wear is about the half-way point between business casual/thrift shop and homeless/grunge. Boots or wedges, dyed hair, septum, occasionally a graphic tee. I like colorful shit. The least complicated/unflattering/whorish dress I can find, whatever least likely to snitch on me for weight gain.

he taught me piracy

Now I'm imagining that anyone who went in for unlimited shrimp was probably eating shit-tier mercury pills.