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I'm trying to think of what my father is saying to himself. I would guess he's just laughing at Tuck for being "a joke" without allowing any introspection whatsoever. :)

Spiracles, please

I enjoy her choice in legwarmers

My two cents: Wait a little while to get to know her before you pick a name. She'll tell you. :)

Oh ok, so they mean they would die. They are saying they would die in that scenario. Got it.

Wow. Just watched the video. This is infuriating.

Smearing it all over the counter would only ruin the day for one or more of their wage slaves, of course WM wouldn't care if you did that.

Yeah, she wanna be Serena Joy really bad

Woman: wears regular pants and a shirt with a loud pattern, also large costume jewelry

This guy: eyes pop out of head "Hummina hummina Aaaa-ooooo-gah! Quick! I gotta post this on social media!"

Hey man, Blaps were there first (probably). #BlapsRights

This is my new fave comment. Thanks.

"We consider the perp both inferior and also impossibly strong" - police

...sheesh why does that sound so familiar?