Synthuir

Also, what about the shirt, why isn’t that itemized? And the mallard, why is his price not listed? Do they think I don’t want to buy him, or that I simply cannot afford such a fine waterfowl?

A protein is a tein that has lost its amateur status.

—Calvin

My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

When will you be back?

I can't tell you that. It's classified.

First Nations peoples?

…sorry, you really made this too easy, eh?

You mean, time to poop!

Serotonin syndrome is not fun

…if he was trying to self-radicalize in the name of terrorism.

This is a very weird way of wording a possible motivation. I guess I never heard about all those suicide bombers shouting “For terrorism!” before detonating. Was he apprehended in full Joker facepaint?

The highest of compliments for Mr. Mustardhands

Fire : Plasma :: Water : Liquid :: Ice : Solid :: CO~2~ : Gas

∴

Fire = Plasma

Clearly a mind ahead of our times

Noun

fumado (plural fumados or fumadoes)

1. a smoked fish, especially a pilchard

Ehh, sounds like it could be fun to me

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas*. Not to be pedantic, but that completely changes the message of the story.

No, that’s Star Wars