SynopsisTantilize

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[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

What? I daily drive a 45mpg Honda fit. It's the size of a fucking golf cart. But I also tow and have 5 people in my family. I also am in a very high tax bracket. So ...you're wrong?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Yep I think you're right

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

I have a 2012 platinum it's amazing. I get 12-15mpg...lol yea I have a 5 person family with the 7 seater Sequoia.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Lol I wasn't about to write all that out for the a shit post. Chatgpt is good for some things, this is one of them.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Dipping him in bleach

Painting him...any color you want

Wrapping him in tin foil

Idk, plenty of ways to make him less black. But that's not really what they were trying to do. They were trying to kill this guy for something or other.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you pull the thread enough there won't be any sweatshirt left. Chill bro.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Uh...false. TLOU2 was a flop. Horizon 2 was a flop. Checkmate woke boi /s

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Is kemmygrad a problem? I've had my fair share of reasons to block hexbear

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (12 children)

I want all of those things. I can assure you, I want to drive a V8 loud as fuck, manual thick clutched, wide tired, non AC, non radio, rear wheel drive, fucking street menace of a vehicle.

But I also want an absolute rehaul of our infrastructure to include high speed rail for the entire country, and comprehensive pricing that is subsidized by the government with my tax money and provided for free if I need it.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I want to know the age demographics on Lemmy.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Wait...I pay taxes on my HELOC....

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