SynopsisTantilize

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[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

My 10 year old gets the full throws and body slams onto the couch, the baby gets the guided tosses. In water though...you better hold your nose, your gonna find out how we played in the 90s after watching WWF hopped up on Surge and Kid Cuisine.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That and if you just put your toddler on the roof of the car or something or trunk for a quick second to grab something from your pocket.....VROooOMMM baby gone.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (6 children)

They have auto pilot on boats? I never even thought about that existing. Makes sense, just never heard of it until just now!

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Maryland here. The shore isn't the ocean or beach. It's the shore.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Yea we call our side the Eastern Shore.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

No Jackie Daytona is a normal human from Tucson Arizoniia you fool.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee -2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

People on these forums don't like positive inflections unless you are positively shitting on the west.

Downvote if I'm right.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

In the MCU yea that tracks.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Do what I do. Grit your teeth and avoid the headlines. Check in daily but don't get sucked in. Check the uplifting news to feel better.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Remember when the little chip that held the pins in the middle would get obliterated?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe for funsies. Maybe Mom said they could have friends over to their pool and they wanted tj have fun.

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