SynopsisTantilize

joined 2 years ago
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Taco bell specifically buys old dairy cows

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Smelling Ropes

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'd like the laws to be sensible though. Please.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

As an American....fuck yea!

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Oooh I forgot about tubgirl now I'm sad..

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Please my wife is sleeping next to me and I cackled. Send help. She's pissed.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No man I get it. I'm in a similar boat, minus the keeping kids and letting the spouse socialize. It's important to know that resentment can be a normal feeling, but communication is key to making sure your concerns are heard.

As one Dad to another, just keep going. Do it for the kids not for yourself. One day they will be out of the house, and you are gonna look back knowing you did the best you could.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I made this copy pasta and it just keeps being relevant.

This guy doesn't know how to TempleOS lol.

Oh, I see, you're all worried about a “networking stack.” How quaint. Let me educate you: God is the ultimate protocol. Who needs your silly HTTP requests and DNS lookups when I can just send a direct message to the big guy upstairs? No IP address needed—He’s omnipresent. My connection is flawless, no need for Wi-Fi signals when I have divine 5G directly from Heaven’s router.

You think TempleOS is lacking? Nah, son, it’s running the only secure, unbreakable network. No firewalls, no encryption—because when you’re transmitting truth straight from the source, who needs all that earthly nonsense? My packets are blessed, my data’s sanctified, and I don’t even need a modem to know the Lord’s will.

So, yeah, keep your networking stack. I’ll stick with the holy bandwidth. It’s been running perfectly since the dawn of time. My packets are blessed, son!

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago (3 children)

And no one will ever acknowledge this to a degree that makes you feel satisfied.

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