SwifferWetjet

joined 1 week ago
[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 6 points 5 hours ago

One time I was really high at an unfortunate time and the Gmail AI helped me with the time sensitive email my lawyer needed from me. Like, to actually sound like I speak English as a primary language and make the formatting cohesive instead of scattered.

That's bout it tho lol

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 4 points 7 hours ago

I get called unc on the regular for exactly this kinda shit I swear😭

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It's tough kid, but it's life? Don't forget to pack a wife?

I got a better idea for them😂

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 day ago

Ok hank schrader from the hit tv series breaking benjamin

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fair on yeh. I just had enough of an eyeful from that goddamn spray tan leaked photo.😭😐

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 22 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Draw, and quarter too.

I, for one, would not want to see that.

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 0 points 3 days ago

Dude great game RIP ghost

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Gotta tell you, as a man man, beard n all, I have used the women's bathroom a few times in "I'm gonna literally piss myself" moments. The absolute most reaction I have gotten beyond an eyebrow raise was a laugh at my "sorry, emergency I promise I'll sit!" when a woman and myself made eye contact. I live multiple hours from the capital and probably two from the closest "major" city that Joe Blow Nowhere would recognize.

I really do think the average American doesn't give a shit as long as you're doing your business and getting out. Maybe I've just had good luck.

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago

Ugh fuck I knew the goatee wouldn't last

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Whoever is telling me go there, do that. I'm not looking for the General Supreme himself. Fight war not wars you feel me? That hydra may have so many heads you can't count em but I will be goddamned if I won't swing that sword when it's handed it to me :)

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