SwifferWetjet

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[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It's tough kid, but it's life? Don't forget to pack a wife?

I got a better idea for themπŸ˜‚

Ok hank schrader from the hit tv series breaking benjamin

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fair on yeh. I just had enough of an eyeful from that goddamn spray tan leaked photo.😭😐

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 19 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Draw, and quarter too.

I, for one, would not want to see that.

Dude great game RIP ghost

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Gotta tell you, as a man man, beard n all, I have used the women's bathroom a few times in "I'm gonna literally piss myself" moments. The absolute most reaction I have gotten beyond an eyebrow raise was a laugh at my "sorry, emergency I promise I'll sit!" when a woman and myself made eye contact. I live multiple hours from the capital and probably two from the closest "major" city that Joe Blow Nowhere would recognize.

I really do think the average American doesn't give a shit as long as you're doing your business and getting out. Maybe I've just had good luck.

Ugh fuck I knew the goatee wouldn't last

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Whoever is telling me go there, do that. I'm not looking for the General Supreme himself. Fight war not wars you feel me? That hydra may have so many heads you can't count em but I will be goddamned if I won't swing that sword when it's handed it to me :)

Nobody from there for sure. Peak tourism season though?😬

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (11 children)

It's okay, just made a not so subtle reference to fragging. You might be locked up but you won't be murdering some innocent child who was born the wrong color!

That's my plan at least. Lol but the exasperated kind of lol not like a haha yknow

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