Swedneck

where are there honey bees that don't look like that?

also might want to scale the hornet image down, that could share the shit out of someone

FUCK OFF NESSIE

i always feel that a distinction needs to be made between people effectively walking on the bike and people who go fast, same as how walking down a corridor is obviously fine but running (or god forbid sprinting) isn't allowed because it can genuinely harm people.

we've even recently had a controversy where people had some blood tests done (or something like that) showing elevated levels of pETH or whatever it's called, and this made them lose their license.

really wish we'd just mandate beathalyzer locks in all cars instead

fun fact: V and F are literally the same mouth shape and everything, the only difference is whether you voice it or not. your throat will vibrate while saying V but stay still while saying F.

those are elephant tampons

haha, alcoholism

could you be more smarmy and unpleasant, please?

except for the federal part

stop mowing your lawn and stop raking leaves, and the fireflies ought to come back

potions of stamina are just energy drinks