Swedneck

joined 2 years ago
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

except that in america at least lots of data plans somehow block you from using the hotspot function, i do not fathom how the fuck it's possible but people keep talking about it so i have to assume it's a real thing..

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

also infinitely more likeable characters

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i truly do not understand how shareholders think, why the fuck would you keep tesla stocks at this point? sell them and invest in that chinese electric moped company for fuck's sake, infinitely more reliable

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

!orphancrushing@lemmy.world

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

cars, like guns, should require a mental check and a license to even purchase and own, be kept in secure storage, and only used in highly regulated locations where safety is guaranteed.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

as a fellow swede, i have learned that you simply have to accept that america is so terrible that it's not something we can really grasp, we've been told for so long that america is at least okay to live in and it's just not true at all and it's very difficult to break through that cognitive dissonance.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

now if only people would use this knowledge to avoid figuring it out again forthemselves

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i'm very confused what the slash under the emote means, is it dabbing?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

and taste good, we need a whole lot more salt than cats do since we're so much bigger and sweat a bunch.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago

but poo is actually nasty, it has pathogens and is intensely revolting to most people

whereas pee is fairly inoffensive and mostly just becomes gross by association with gross people or by sitting around for days on end so bacteria can fester in it

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

when votes are anonymous you can just not give a fuck about what they paid you to vote, you can take as many bribes as you want and vote for yourself regardless, thus people don't really bother buying votes.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

"indeed there are, mother. that's why i won't eat this food and will instead put it in an insulated box and ship it to them, so they can enjoy it."

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