Swedneck

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

don't worry i got the "good at science" autism and the only difference is that i'm constantly told i'm "so smart!" as i continue living on emergency welfare and no one wants to hire me because i can't work full time

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

what a lot of managers are utterly incapable of comprehending is that you can just say "hey guys, feel free to eat some food and drink some soda, but don't be asshats about it yeah? free food priviliges can and will be taken away if you misuse them, but we'll give you a warning first"

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no fast food is that good, if you think so then either you have one in a million taste buds (derogative) or you've basically never eaten any other food

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

oh boo hoo, they can handle a slightly harder to wrap burrito a few times per day, that's not an excuse to throw away perfectly edible food.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if everyone started using "hammer" to refer to a long object used to turn screws, would you sit there having a tantrum and calling it a screwdriver?

or would you just fucking call it a hammer so people understand you, and move on with your life

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

thank you for not calling it an "oral condom", it's such a stupid term that makes one envision a tube going down the throat..

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

i'd be curious how they imagine that works, how do you see electric fields like that?

because, and excuse me for making a truly unorthodox claim here, it seems like the people who believe in auras might be making shit up?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

good news: it's basically only baby spiders that do it (on account of them being fucking tiny), hence why you haven't seen tarantulas floating about

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it can also easily become the bad, which is why "i have nothing to hide" morons need to be yanked by the ear

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

if "being a bitch" means "being extremely cuddly and affectionate" then sure

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

"Then; if your employer makes 10,000 times what you make, find another fucking employer."

and you say others should grow up, lmao

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

no they didn't, hunter-gatherers had (and have) remarkably chill lives.

the thing is just that when things sucked they REALLY sucked, but it's not like that's not true in many places on earth right now despite all our technological advancements.. People are currently starving to death and being bombed in gaza.

As we do more archaeology we're realizing that people were building permanent settlements way way way way before the "dawn of civilization" in the middle east.
They were figuring out a really fucking sweet balance between a nomadic hunter-gatherer lifestyle and the "modern" fixed farming lifestyle, where they had a bunch of settlements that they moved between depending on the seasons, and as they went along they planted things strategically so the entire environment around them would be what we'd call a "food forest" these days.

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