sometimes i like to strap 4 prosthetic legs to my hips and carry around pine needles in a pair of tweezers, after which i pour molten aluminum into an ant nest
Swedneck
joined 2 years ago
i'm in a community for minimalist shoes/barefooting and this shit is the bane of our existence, every now and then someone joins and starts talking about grounding and it's miserable how few people are willing to firmly call it out as batshit nonsense
people seemingly can't do something unusual without a magical justification, "it feels nice" or "it's what we're evolved for" isn't enough, it's gotta be all spiritual and pseudoscientific apparently.
best part? that has actual physical benefits and (after getting used to it obviously) it feels fucking lovely to walk through nature.
nothing beats soft moss or a lush lawn, my god
punishable by invitation to the child rape island
every now and then i'm reminded of the fact that rich people in medieval times would sponsor bridges and build a little prayer cubby next to them so people could pray for their souls
like, can we go back to that maybe? it might be a bit less easy to hate rich people if they paid for bike lanes all over the country..
i think the easiest way to think about it is like a very well insulated freezer, it takes hours to defrost it and then it takes hours to build the cold back up.
this seems like the obvious solution to me and it's kinda wacky that it's not already standard, just have a loud as fuck alarm go off if metal goes through the first door leading to the general scanner area.
just gotta have enough distance between the detector and the scanner, so there's time for people to intervene.
gender-affirming hair
"that's when i realized he's british, i felt sick and violated"
"bi butch? so a bit- you know what maybe not"
"haha those chinese making women wear shoes that deform their feet, so silly"
proceeds to kick off their shoes to reveal conical feet
the otter pup has contributed more to the universe by simply existing