NOT THE SLIGHTLY ASYMMETRICAL WINDOW
PLEASE
Swedneck
joined 2 years ago
get a jehova's witness pamphlet and ask them if they've heard of our lord and saviour
Remember to let your boiler see a psychologist every 6 months
with strongly worded letters
the joke is that "smashed my penis flat with this mug" is an inherently funny thing to say, and it's even more absurd when it's printed on the mug in question
it's basically just minimal slapstick humor
right but like, we changed that because it makes things incredibly difficult when you're communicating in effectively real time across the world
I think other planets would have both a local time and earth time, much like we now have clock time and "look outside and see where the sun is" time
the masculine urge to wear nothing but a kilt and a bright magenta tank top
jesus of course being famous for his early male pattern baldness