sounds like a good background for a proper paladin, no?
person grows up well adjusted and happy, including being taught to have morals, so when they learn about the horrors in the world they go "fuck that noise" and pledge themselves to make the world less shit.
And since they're just.. a normal dude.. they can be the party's "straight man" who sees a half-feral goblin mage join the party and looks into the camera like in The Office.
right but like.. i buy products at the store that contain TVP and taste and feel great, that's why i'm so baffled by the lack of TVP just being sold on its own
if it was difficult to make i'd get it, but the whole point of TVP is that it's really easy to make on an industrial scale, and since it's clearly being sold as part of other products.. It's just absurd that no company has taken the step of selling the leftover bits on the side!