better cum in the sink than sink in the cum π
Swedneck
joined 2 years ago
so yeah i'm going to need you and everyone you know to make up stories about the impressive girth of my dick, thanks.
it's like "moist", yeah there's nothing wrong with it yet nonetheless it just sounds.. a little bit unnerving
and like, penis is kinda similar, it's too clinical and funny sounding.
we need a word like dick for the vagina, short (hah) and snappy and neutral.
i'm just glad we have noses so we can breathe while chewing
silverback gorilla in a bikini standing confused on the stage, looks at the crowd and decides to do what he knows best: rears up and beats his chest furiously
the crowd goes wild
ΒΏpor que no los dos?
i think it's just random/popular, not actually related to the post you're viewing
it's very funny how this kind of thing constantly repeats, and then you look at the horror and it's utterly mundane and kinda pathetic
elephants aren't afraid of mice, but humans are apparently so desperate for horror that we'll be spooked by jellyfish
vortexes bitch
why would you ruin all their hard work putting their scent on the clothes? they'll just have to do it again when you've washed them!
humans are baffling creatures
>:3c