Swedneck

but also like, it's kinda nice to not do cancer research on humans, for all that animal testing sucks human testing is almost universally viewed as 1000x worse and doing no testing at all is also unacceptable because that means we don't decrease the amount of humans who suffer terrible diseases and deaths (which for reference can be you or people you love).

it definitely doesn't hurt the mouse, maybe they're a bit uncomfortable but it's just all-round the best solution for everyone involved

that would make sense if it wasn't a fucking business selling the promise of security lol

i once wrote a script to launch a program with specific flags that i think was mostly correct, it holds center place on my CV

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sepsis

33cl of hydrochloric acid

come up with a weird supernatural concept and write it in the format of a lab report

SCP-80085
Special Containment Procedures: put it in a secure room and don't fucking touch it.
Description: SCP-80085 is a McTasty burger as served by the McDonald's restaurant chain, seemingly immune to rot and decay. Anyone who touches it fucking dies instantly from clogged arteries causing a heart attack.
Addendum: Somehow Steve survived touching the burger, he took a bite and fucking exploded when he swallowed it, holy shit that's gonna take some therapy. Burger seems to have regenerated though.

funy

content-aware fill was even started as a fucking GIMP plugin of all things

i march out in front of 2 ton death machines because the pilots of said death machines need a fucking reality check.

i believe this is fairly normal within the same airport for larger ones, the ticket says "gate 15B" but that's out in the middle of the fucking asphalt so to get there you actually go to gate 15A and get on a bus that takes you to the actual gate.