Swedneck

also like, the other tortoise is presumably not blind and anosmic, so it knows what's going on and isn't objecting.

or what do i know, maybe male tortoises become remarkably feminine with age?

the lord allmighty has no qualms about subcontracting, he will however (in his infinite wisdom) blame the subcontractor for any flaw regardless of how poor his specifications were.

reasonable, except i'm not made in the image of god, i was subcontracted out to zeus and we all know what he was like.

also like, what's the resource expenditure of nonreproductive sex, really? a bit of exercise and some protein, whoop-de-doo don't do it in the winter 4head

not like it has to be an intimate and romantic moment anyways, many a religious group have perfected the art of making it as transactional as possible without outright using syringes.

moped car is the closest i know of, and honestly a big part of why there's no smart stuff is because they're built so cheaply

binds honk to scroll wheel

interesting moderation history you got there

hm, hanging low.. it'll be rain

or like, actually looks like what we think they looked, rather than what was depicted in a fictional story

"boy i wish anyone bothered to even skim my paper to make sure i didn't make an obvious math error"