Swedneck

"have these men tried not dying? It has worked for me thus far"

well no, only if you smoke em, otherwise it's just ham

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literally just fucking TVP (something that has existed since the 60's) is perfectly fine as a substitute for most of the things people actually eat, like any time you're using ground meat you can just swap that with TVP mince and it's about as big of a difference as between different kinds of meat.

do it well enough and people probably won't even notice

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may christ have mercy on my soul, i read this in watto's voice

i'd imagine they'd largely taste like wild turkey/alligator, since that's basically what they were and how they lived.

pretty sure velociraptors were actually smaller lmao, more along the size of turkeys

cassowaries are significantly scarier than velociraptors would have been.

to hell 😩

i think you need to practice your reading comprehension

similarily there's an already existing spaceport in northern sweden, they've yet to actually launch something into space but it's not that far off! no one really seems to talk about it but like, holy shit little sweden can into space!