Swedneck

i mean we already have murder hornets, and bees are generally on our side on the war against hornets, so i'll take monster bees.

"construction date: december 29th, 1849"
aw nuts

Chicken walking like a dinosaur
Chickens With T-Rex Arms

unfortunately a lot of art just sorta glues a bunch of feathers to a deinonychus and calls it a velociraptor, but here's some stuff i feel makes more sense.
(Also side note: t.rex probably was actually mostly naked, however it was likely skin rather than scales, like a giant plucked monster turkey, which IMO is significantly worse.)

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this is now canon in the pokemon universe

please god, people: learn to use punctuation, this reads like "no DJI-people sold me a license"

so hobbits turned into gnomes and duendes? yeah honestly that tracks

F in chat for the dwarves 😔

last i checked elves were very explicitly doomed to fade away as magic left middle earth, and what with it canonially being our reality in the past and us now having 8+ billion humans alive, how many elves were there at the last point in time depicted in the books? It feels pretty safe to say we outnumber them now, at least.

Also makes me wonder what's supposed to have happened to dwarves, i think hobbits just interbred with humans until everything kinda evened out but did dwarves do that too? must have been a bloody slow process considering.. everything about them..

i'll be viking off today for sure, but viking off on a grave is considered desecration last i checked..

"have these men tried not dying? It has worked for me thus far"