my brother in christ of nazareth, listen to yourself
"she only kills them sometimes!"
Swedneck
joined 2 years ago
maybe it's really empty and straight? i'm pretty sure i'd end up running into someone if i zoned out, or i'd straight up ride into a wall or out onto the road
but we say "the light spectrum", so this definition feels like it's not really correct
honestly the idea of god being real but just.. kinda not being very good at what he does.. almost makes more sense than either him being real and perfect or not existing at all
like up until the abrahamic religions got it in their heads that god is perfect, it was quite standard for religions to 1) see their gods as imperfect and probably kind of being mercurial assholes who you moreso try to appease than worship, and 2) not be overly worried with the existence of other religions and whether their theologies are compatible
mfers just open their zipper and start pissing, being dumbfounded at how this results in them pissing their pants
i don't drive and have no plans on doing so, but i have never experienced this while biking or riding an e-scooter and i do not fathom how it would happen in a car
like, sure, i'm not always engaging 100% of my attention on everything around me, i might get distracted by a pretty blooming tree or something, but at no point is it even possible for me to zone out and forget where i've passed through..
honestly kinda terrifying to know that it's how it works for people driving 3 ton vehicles at 30+km/h
80km/h is still very fast and dangerous
at that point you're just obliged to spread the immortality genes
what i want is an adderral equivalent for autism, let me pop a pill in the morning to take the edge off the neurodivergence and then toward the evening i can feel properly like myself again and rawdog 15 public transport videos in a row
rogue literally kills people she touches, it remains baffling that people go "oh but she learned to control her powers", would you like to try living with the knowledge that if you lose control while petting your cat it fucking dies?
i've literally had nightmares about crushing a hamster while trying to hold it in my hands, if xmen was real it would be an astounding feat of mental fortitude for rogue to have not offed herself out of sheer existential dread.
"yer walks faster than ah can run, yer paler than a ghost, and y'all? got a driver's license? i ain't buyin it. Ah reckon ah know what yer affliction is"
"say it wit ya whole chest!"
"got dang yankee"
"and whaddaya suppose we feed on, ay?"
"Why ah gather it ain't shrimp n grits" cut to shot of edward wearing a greasy white tank top and sucking down a bowl of spaghetti
no, not really
sane people don't talk about a cure at all, they talk about unfucking society so people don't need a "cure" to live lives just as rich and dignified as everyone else.
Autism isn't the disease, capitalism is.