Swedneck

key word being "works"

you still need to pull the book out to use it, and what, you got a strap on the book's spine like a fucken shield?

now i'm curious how effective that would actually be, i feel like it would be pretty decent?

i have no fucking clue how y'all get by hauling around massive books, i just have a little notebook that fits in a pocket

but then i suppose i never cast meteor swarm, sure it's powerful but if you have to pull out something like that i feel you're in a bit of a fucked situation.. If i ever end up needing anything more powerful than "conjure bribe" my life has gone very wrong.

why would you immediately jump to that made up scenario? do you just hate homeless people and go around shoehorning that into every discussion you can?

"Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I'm pooped."

fwiw i don't really have this problem in sweden, if people hint at stuff here it's probably because not really important and that's a way of showing that it's not important.

"SYN?"
"SYN-ACK"
"ACK"

feels somehow obscene

dragonborn forcefemming a dragon by uttering the word "woman" in dovah, thus tainting it with the knowledge of gender

wait, cockroaches have baby forms? they don't have larvae?