it being an email from their CEO is basically all the evidence needed, CEOs don't say anything that isn't somehow meant to increase profits.
Swedneck
joined 2 years ago
the year is 2080, there are 10 tunnels to the greenwich peninsula and everyone east of woolwich has committed ritual suicide
yeah, well, uhhh
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didn't think about that, did you fucko?
huh??? all mammals start out lactose tolerant, drinking milk as infants is the defining feature of being a mammal! and most people aren't peanut/wheat/whatever intolerant ever..
this is how i drink water when i don't want to stop walking to have a sip, or i'm standing on a really wavy ship
i believe we humans call that "mind-altering substances"
the fucking horrifying thing is that even people who are actively and obviously being harmed by capitalism will defend it, and if you keep refuting their arguments they just start panicking because they haven't actually thought about it, they just know they have to support the status quo at all costs.
"haha look at this dolt standing up for his family, what a fucking loser! imagine having empathy lmfaooooooo"
the truly baffling thing is how all the rich people do the same boring things with their money, surely if you want to splurge on luxury you'd have a fucking hobbit village constructed in some nice hills?
do people really find it appealing to live with this many reflective surfaces? just looking at this gives me a headache
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