Swedneck

i love that you have to specify urban cities, you'd think that's like saying "wet water" but no that's just how america is like, some cities are less dense than villages in other parts of the world 🎉

the idea of percentage based tipping is so wild to me, in my mind a tip is only based on the reason i want to tip them.
If they did an impressive job but just did their job then i'll give them a euro or something, if they had to endure something miserable like cleaning up baby vomit then they get like 10 euro because god knows that's what i'd need to stay on that job.

Also, importantly, the tip is in cash and goes directly to the person i think deserves it, and i'm going to tell the worker that wink wink nudge nudge if the employer asks then i didn't give them a tip.

give the tip directly to the worker, and also hand them a pamphlet about organizing a union at the workplace

i for one also think it's most intuitive to assume you're talking about the last part of the meme when it's not specified in the comment

i've made friends with a black cat near me that just hangs out on the driveway waiting for people to come scritch it, at this point it comes running when i greet it and when i scratch the right spot on the side of the neck it melts into a puddle.

i cannot put into words how happy it makes me just to think about it, there is a small creature whose only experience of me is that i appear from nowhere every now and then and sit there giving it a spa treatment for like 10 minutes, it's so utterly idyllic and i can't believe it actually happens in real life.

i like to imagine it just has a permanent thanos snap going on

do people actually peel it back to jack it? it feels so uncomfortable to me, it's a similar vibe to lifting the eyelid off your eye, it's not painful but it just feels wrong

with emphasis on can get dirty, it's not something i've ever noticed. My bellybutton is infinitely dirtier.

consider that a chicken died for this and the least you can do is actually enjoy it

there's no reason you have to skip making the food taste good just because you're eating a lot, if you're eating more then you're gonna need more salt, and other spices aren't something you can have too much of unless you're snorting nutmeg..

1 piece of gum every time we meet

i'm very confused as to what point you're making here, first you seem to say you want to eat less and then you seem to say you wanted to eat way way more than a normal portion?