Swedneck

joined 2 years ago
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 4 months ago

when you declare hug time and chase after your cat, they wriggle half-heartedly as you pick them up and shower their forehead with kisses, and they begrudlingly settle down and start purring

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 months ago

a smaller cleaning robot obviously, powered by a smaller solar panel

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

presumably a liability thing, don't want to be nuked for slander

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago

turns out you can in fact do precisely whatever the fuck you want if you can just write a tweet and whoever has the authority just does it unquestioningly

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

seriously, all this and they couldn't find space to make a proper raised bike path?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 4 months ago

bro you don't understand i have to reach the traffic light 2 seconds faster PLEASE

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

there were still cavemen in some parts of the world, and if we're just talking about regular hunter-gatherers those still exist. And not just the uncontacted tribes, there's people in africa still living as hunter-gatherers while wearing tshirts and shit, which is such a vibe.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

now if only we could ban them from circumventing the MASSIVE CROSS-INDUSTRIAL NATIONAL STRIKE, basically no swedish workers are even touching tesla cars, but for some insane reason it's perfectly fine for tesla to just ship them in via polish truckers!!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

you do you but i'd totally be down for a sugar mommy who i greet with fresh cooked dinner every day

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

i just wanna fucking be able to give people i meet $20 if i feel they need it, and not have to even think about how it affect my ability to buy food

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

that would still be a positive, considering the whole "infinite torture" business

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago

on the other hand you have actual physical muscle to punch fascists with

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