Swedneck

okay but maybe don't rip the door out and write life advice on it? that's a bit of an overreaction

i love sensory processing disorder, hold on let me take 10 seconds to replay what you just said and figure out what the words were

breasts for the mind, falling like snow..

so why precisely are you using a free lemmy instance? shouldn't you be selfhosting that?

would you still love me if i were a wyrm?

trust a provider? wut?

literally just install ublock origin, that's it

anyone who thinks an order from trump has any validity whatsoever deserves to spend a full day standing next to a puddle and get constantly soaked by passing cars.

i'm neither mad nor eccentric, i'm just very silly 🤪

i love that you have to specify urban cities, you'd think that's like saying "wet water" but no that's just how america is like, some cities are less dense than villages in other parts of the world 🎉

the idea of percentage based tipping is so wild to me, in my mind a tip is only based on the reason i want to tip them.
If they did an impressive job but just did their job then i'll give them a euro or something, if they had to endure something miserable like cleaning up baby vomit then they get like 10 euro because god knows that's what i'd need to stay on that job.

Also, importantly, the tip is in cash and goes directly to the person i think deserves it, and i'm going to tell the worker that wink wink nudge nudge if the employer asks then i didn't give them a tip.

give the tip directly to the worker, and also hand them a pamphlet about organizing a union at the workplace

i for one also think it's most intuitive to assume you're talking about the last part of the meme when it's not specified in the comment