Swedneck

if anything i'd have a less averse reaction to a lizard in my house than any sort of mammal

holy shit, elvis?!

that's only the tiniest slightest bit better

turns out that keeping workers tired is a feature of capitalism, great way to keep them from thinking about scary things like "not putting up with this shit anymore"

this is why abe was so into begging people to have kids, btw

yeah but would that be worth going to france?

i mean i'd definitely want my date to slosh

i minimize risk by never coming closer to a ledge than my own height above the ground, unless there's a fence. FFFFFFFFFFuck that shit.

i'll peer just my eyes over a ledge while crawling. maybe.

tea drinkers and coffee snobs cower in fear of the blessed sodipop enjoyer

finally one of these that is actually just completely true and not made-up affirmations

wym "anything"? you can't install new bulbs and just have to live in the darkness if they ever break?

presumably there's actually fair bit of things you can modify, especially since it doesn't have to be even remotely permanent.

that.. is the worst? like they're not even actively malicious, they're just fucking incompetent

my dad has tales of a coworker who gave precisely 0 fucks and would call in sick reliably every monday after having drank themselves into oblivion, it took the workplace years to finally be able to get rid of him.