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Swedneck
holy shit this one literally has sierpinski triangles on it!
this is the kind of thing that evolves in a world with magic, and the runes makes it literally indestructible
why not?
buy it use it break it fix it trash it change it mail-upgrade it
assume it's all true and take the actions that protect against most of it: make as many friends as possible and start a commune somewhere that hopefully won't be affected by the horrors
natural organic space radiation, don't give me that artificial toxic radiation
as time goes on it starts to feel more and more sensible to literally just decide presidency by who can deadlift the most, those people have actually done hard work and tend to be pretty nice people
i doubt it has a particularly long memory, with the amount of interactions it'll have in a day i'd be surprised if the memory even lasts that long.
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okay but maybe don't rip the door out and write life advice on it? that's a bit of an overreaction
they work like those trash bin lids, push it until it clicks and it unlatches to swing open, then push it down again and it clicks closed