Swedneck

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

honestly if i were spiderman i don't think i would have it in me to do anything even remotely related to spiders in my off-time, it'd just feel like tempting fate

that, or go all in on it for the "no no, that's too obvious, it can't be them" factor: have 5 pet tarantulas, be a web designer, network engineer, tie fishing nets as a hobby, etc etc..

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

relationships do tend to be better when they're between people who like each other, yes

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

me getting an electric folding bike partly because it looks funny is COMPLETELY valid, shut up

and for the records kids think it's cool, always fun riding past a school and hearing "yo look at that bike!"

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

or just don't comment on it at all, they should be able to figure out you've seen it from the context of you commenting on other parts of their search history, and realize that if they're going to do something private then maybe they want to close the curtains, for everyone's sake

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

i feel like the only way to have small rodents is to have a whole lot of them and constantly getting more, so you always have all the others to keep you happy and distract you, and the whole "family" is a ship of theseus situation.

honestly applies to all pets, have at least 2 unless it's a fuckin tortoise or a parrot that'll outlive you.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

but you can't market that and charge way too much for it

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

it's the US, that's all you need to know

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

that's called public transport, particularly high speed rail

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago

"the unmatched power of the sun"

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 months ago

this sentence entered my brain and got firewalled immediately for my own safety

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

does PC count? because i never gave a fuck about consoles beyond "oh shit the 3ds can do 3d? that's the coolest thing i have ever seen"

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

HEY
trans and nonbinary people also stick their dicks in everything, be inclusive

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