Swedneck

the best part is that you can simply point to frankie boyle as an example of someone getting away with "offensive" jokes, because he's obviously not a shitstain and the jokes are actually jokes and not just excuses to say terrible things.

can't believe they'd leave out Himbo the halfling bard

it's just a deadpan puff of smoke and a "poof" sound effect

i'd imagine that's more down to the simple fact of having readily available energy in your body, plus stuff like food being comforting.

"well they cured my anxiety but now cats make me weep in fear and i have an addiction to cheese.."

i'm not sure how flinching from hot surfaces is an example of assigning oneself agency, i've never heard anyone say "yeah i chose to pull my hand away because it was hot", everyone obviously knows that's a reflex lol

what do you mean by "if you must eat plants"? are you promoting only eating meat?!

especially if it turns out you are one of the people who doesn't deserve the right to exist, just that she magically makes an exception for you specifically because you're one of the good ones

it's the difference between "i don't think that's a good way to make food cheaper" and "i don't think poor people deserve to eat"

i mean that is a pretty common thing, though to be fair that's partly because it's something that can happen in humans irl..

also stop giving them dry-ass pellets with a bunch of grains in them, nut up and live with the smell of wet food and buy some chicken innards for them every now and then.

this is why it's ideal to befriend a neighbourhood cat, all the positives without the negatives