Swedneck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIGUHqV-aH8

shit hare if you regret

cars in real life: ooops the flux capacitor broke, that'll be $5 billion dollars to replace

gaming distraction

also like, there's lymph magic too! No one ever remembers about lymph magic, just because it's less obvious and impressive..

sure!

i like being observed, interact with me to measure my state please

that's obviously not green, that's uhhh, hmm..
seaweed! seaweed coloured, it's a shade of black actually.

worth noting that hieroglyphics are absolutely fucking incomprehensible even if you know how to read them, and have fun etching that stuff into stone.

i wouldn't call it illiterate in the same way as people are these days, it's like calling most people these days "illiterate in assembly programming language"

even that makes neanderthals sound stranger than they were, they just straight up looked like we do.
The difference wouldn't really have been larger than the difference between a nigerian, a korean, and a german, especially considering how individual people can look particularly unique

📮

but like, they have a solution at least