i always like to say that america is specifically designed to be miserable for everyone, the nordics are what it looks like when you actually design for cars, and the netherlands is convenient for everyone.
Swedneck
hogshead is my favourite
apology not accepted, i expect you to show us your new citizenship within the year.
that's kinda what i mean though, staying legally married despite economic disadvantages sounds to me like you care more about what the government thinks than you do about simply proclaiming the love to each other.
it's so wild because i've tried nicotine gum and it does nothing but burn my throat, the idea that other people are literally chemically addicted to it is insane, like being addicted to banging your toe against a table leg.
no it doesn't
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couldn't you just get a divorce and not mention it? no one has to know you're technically not legally married, just keep wearing the rings.
the government shouldn't be the arbiter of whether you're married or not, you and your friends and family are.
marriage is made up anyways, there's no legitimate reason you couldn't just hold a ceremony with friends and family and wear rings, i've never heard of it being illegal to claim you're married despite not having paperwork.
hell the only reason a lot of people marry is for economic benefits, so if anything you two have a much more legitimate claim to marriage.
recycling!
tbf modern commercial chickens are basically spherical, the poor bastards
extreme innocence