Swedneck

this is true if you sensibly agree that "wasp" is a generic term and not hornets specifically, bees and ants are "wasps" but they are not hornets.

i'm going to dip my balls in liquid morkite

gonna flex his limbs and break the cross into pieces like an exoskeleton

house fire

so that means i can get a nice tan by converting slightly to islam, fucking sweet

makes me wonder what the fuck trump follows, the church of cheddar?

i believe that's called alcoholism

the railway in dolly parton's theme park has a higher ridership than the entire rail network in the state it's located in, iirc

runes are just crows walking in snow

people also fucking suck at remembering punycode exists and will just default to the english alphabet because it's easier

the fact that the font is overwatch-like makes this feel like an end-of-match stat screen

"yeah duhh, this is medieval fantasy, all guys wear dresses"

i'm going to imagine him staring the BBC producer(s) dead in the eye as he sings it