Swedneck

squeezes your buttcheek yeah they're human, carry on

imagine if a species of lemur evolved to broadly look like us, but still with lemur faces and stuff

that's basically what's happening for ants, terrifying

i think it's instinctive to go "OH FUCK" when something of sufficient size skitters about, but not instinctive to specifically hate spiders

and it doesn't matter what the skittery thing is, if a mouse scurries across my floor i'm gonna get spooked too, and i think mice are cute!

"ohoho no! these aren't legs, they're pedipalps! mmm, pedipalps to help me eat!"

i mean if you try to inhale and drink at the same time i think cancer is a distant worry

fear the woe-man

all car bans should come with free bikes and public transport

for one this severely depends on when it was built, old cars basically just convert 90% of the fuel into air pollution and spew it straight out the exhaust pipe, while modern cars actually use the fuel to go forward and provided the catalytic converter is in good shape they filter out some of the nastiness.

this is true if you sensibly agree that "wasp" is a generic term and not hornets specifically, bees and ants are "wasps" but they are not hornets.

i'm going to dip my balls in liquid morkite

gonna flex his limbs and break the cross into pieces like an exoskeleton