Swedneck

unicorns are usually portrayed as intelligent, so i don't think you're going to hell, saint peter will just raise his eyebrow and roll his eyes as you step through the pearly gates

now now, it's two seconds of thought that people struggle with, one is usually achievable.

but also remember that cats prefer to get their hydration from food, so even if it's a bit stinky do give them wet food rather than the sad mostly-grain dry food.

what do you really need to be up to date with these days? you're gonna find out about really major changes anyways, just focus on the local things that you have even the slightest chance of maybe potentially slightly influencing.

shit's fucked, shit sucks, we all know that, we don't need to constantly remind ourselves that shit's fucked, instead just do whatever you can to make the world a better place. And that starts with making sure you're as mentally healthy as possible, which does not include making yourself feel awful.

I heard the first public transport ad i can ever remember on the radio a few days ago, specifically for Snälltåget here in sweden which goes from stockholm to berlin.

These are the kind of ads i want to see more of.

blessedly "achilles' heel" won't run into this issue, if the person is at all capable of thinking for a second

the fact that birds are lazy and prefer jumping around if they can, is amazing. pidgeons just boinging up staircases

i'm now imagining a flock of birds all making link noises with every flap of their wings, so it's just unintelligible nonsense until they fly close enough and you pay attention the horror dawns upon you

wasn't anime inspired by disney anyways?

embrace the treats, always associate treats with something less enjoyable and give yourself as many treats as you want, worst case you just get some less fun stuff done and best case you start actively finding it enjoyable because you trained your brain.

giving my intrusive jokes free reign and mocking people who give the king bad advice? fuck yeah

i mean that's an obvious yes because it's exercise