Swedneck

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TIL that from 1264 to 1827, anyone who received a Master of Arts degree from Oxford had to swear that they would never forgive Henry Symeonis. By 1608, no one knew who he was or what he had done in c/til@lemmy.world
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago

your real dad is Henry Symeonis

Fiber in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago

my dad complains about horrible bowel movements every time he goes for fibre toast rather than plain white, i truly do not fathom how some people are alive

change_org in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 hours ago

load bearing porn

kissing rules in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago

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fafo in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 hours ago

i'm voting White Hot Sphere Of Burning Rage

bug jobs in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

didn't pack a ground harness, #1 cause of death for people travelling to australia

dont underestimate my rule to get nyah~ in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 hours ago

how the fuck can 24% ABV not taste like hand sanitizer?

Social media has turned to s🔲t because of all the censoring in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 hours ago

"miserable titwank"

And so it was in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 hours ago

so it's a fucking boneappletea? oh my god

rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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