SurfinBird

joined 2 years ago
[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Holodecks don’t have incognito

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago (5 children)

It’s a musical?

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When the light is green, the smork is clean

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

And 50% of them are stupider than that

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago
[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Where is on the scale of “tastes exactly like oreos” to “tastes like monkey butts but the more sips I take the more I want it”?

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

He does so by waving you over with the curve of his beard

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There comes a point when your hardware is too old to receive new OS updates and all this new stuff coming out just isn’t compatible.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

For me its like a constant cold symptom. Runny or stuffy nose, sneeze attacks, swelling and redness, stuff everyone gets when they get sick.

2 specific pills per day keeps it under control most of the time. Some days nothing can save me. I had to try so many different medicines to finally find what works for me. My stuff doesn’t work for my sister. You’ll just have to try stuff until something works, like an episode of House M.D.

Are you being a big baby? I dunno man, everybody has their struggles. I’ve had my whole life to become numb to this problem. Maybe you’re just not used to it?

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Enterprise really gets the heart rate up

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

The 23A there screams 1980’s Sears Catalogue

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

I’m going to make wrapping paper out of that image.

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