StupidBrotherInLaw

TIL: when you're stupid or evil, it's only genocide if the aggressor couldn't have done more.

"Constable, this man tried to murder my husband!"

"Murder? Naw mate, they look alive to me. I see here they choked him but they would have stabbed him or ran him down with their car if they really wanted him dead. Could have poisoned his tea. Nothing wrong here, nothing to see, let's all move on."

TIL: when you're stupid or evil, it's only genocide if it's successful.

"Constable, I caught this burglar in my house!"

"Burglar? Naw mate, they didn't steal everything, not even most of it. I see here today you actually earned more than they took. Nothing wrong here, nothing to see, let's all move on."

Especially articles categorized as opinion pieces.

Is this a serious question? What interview, a meeting specifically to scrutinize someone and compare them to their peers, isn't stressful for candidates?

I just watched it, 100% agree it's marketing.

PS Sweeney looks like a sexy Bassett hound.

"Furry bad lol", the millennial equivalent of the low mental effort boomer "wife bad haha" jokes.

Touching is the right verb.

Found the American! Do you realize the majority of the world is neither white nor American and this doesn't apply, whereas this article does?

Will they slap him with this?

Same, it was like a one night stand but with someone I had known and slept with before. I call it the n+1 night stand.

Ya, pretty sure Phillip is one of PJ's army of alts. The lad has issues.