Stoatmilk

Making a video essay where the visuals are mostly text on a black background, but making sure the background has a slight color gradient so all my viewers get to look at compression artifacts for an hour

technically they are family traitors

The people writing the training programs are sabotaging you because they want to win the marathon themselves

It's pretty funny how common it is for one side to view posting as a performance and another to view it (more correctly) as a conversation. It happens on twitter all the time, where someone will write a comedic post, and someone replies with what in the real world would be a completely normal riff, only to get a reply like "do not tell my joke back at me".

Sonya looked delightful--toes protruding--in her brown fur in a pond. Very very respectful.

Some meme propaganda twitter accound posted "labor makes all wealth" and in the replies there are so many different snippets from the second paragraph of Critique of the Gotha Programme, each one cutting out the second sentence that says "The above phrase is to be found in all children's primers and is correct insofar as it is implied that labor is performed with the appurtenant subjects and instruments." I am going to become the Joker.

Times are getting hard for us old cheese counterfeiters

"Media illiteracy" is quickly becoming one of the three or so rotating concepts twitter uses to explain every phenomenon until it loses all meaning

People are too hyped for Shadow of the Erdtree to pay attention to the fact that you will lose access to the DLC and even Elden Ring itself when you die in real life. This is a serious consumer rights issue, but I guess gamers like their little treats too much to even consider boycotting the game.

This just in: Noam Chomsky has gone missing, he is nowhere to be found

Should have used the "imagine you are a vampire" technique

Made some rhubarb juice, there wasn't enough red color in the skin so it ended up swamp water green instead of pink, but it's still tasty