Stoatmilk

joined 2 years ago
[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

When I have a thing for LOTR-themed dom/sub roleplay but my husband wants to be Gollum again

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What part about Vaal Hazak is graceful, the puke attack?

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I am convinced people do this cum thing on purpose, I have never seen it used when there is no possible way to interpret it as meaning ejaculate, it's always cum restaurant or cum tourist or something

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I believe for that to work we would first need a comprehensive education campaigning about the dynamics of lesbian relationships, we can not risk confusing the electorate and ending up with another 2016 election.

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I do not think women should be allowed to be presidential nominees because I, like most of the electorate I assume, vote based on which of the candidates I imagine as the bottom in a hypothetical gay relationship between them. I would love to one day see a woman president, and I fully support them inheriting the duties through the line of succession, but it is too dangerous to mess with the electoral process.

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He is a bit of a dork, but it's written like that on purpose. He is like a Sonic OC level of fantasy cool guy, but in a world that does not tolerate that kind of fantasy fulfillment, often leading to him being the butt of the joke.

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Phallos is such a better legendary both in terms of typing and design, the few pokemon unique to Balls just arent worth being stuck with Testiculorum

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The local Chinese buffet is slowly turning the dial away from "white people Chinese food", you love to see it

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

good for them

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 75 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Two people there independently made a "you are serving me at a cafe lmao" joke, these freaks really hate working people

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