Stoatmilk

joined 2 years ago
[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

There should be a law that if you post your conversation on a dating app to dunk on the other person, and what they said isn't even that weird, you should be tied to a rock to be eaten by seabirds

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I recently had to book an appointment for late August, and I actually got a little sad for like a day because in my mind this somehow meant that summer was ending. It's not even warm outside yet.

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagine you got like an embarrassingly bad haircut and then on the way back from the barbershop you got ran over by a tram and died but you were an important communist leader so they embalm you like Lenin and display you for hundreds of years with the bad haircut

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Is that not what skins already are? Like, you aren't getting 1/3 of a full game's value from a Snoop Dogg skin.

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

I saw a strange anti-China propaganda video where the guy claimed that Chinese electric car companies are lying about having a technology that stops your hands from getting crushed between car doors, and says that when people tried with chicken feet they got crushed, while showing footage of chicken feet very much not getting crushed. Then he ends by saying "a boy and another man already did it to themselves", while showing footage of a child trying the feature and being obviously unhurt. The video has over 200k likes.

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (17 children)

If I was god I bet I could have designed the ball sack a little better

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

ah, the "barefoot is legal" flag

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those little silica gel bags have such a nice design, easily top 5 most aesthetically pleasant type of trash

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Waiting some time to post after the site comes back so I don't seem desperate

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Maybe that could be the skibidi toilet of generation beta?

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

It could finally be Her turn

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Watched Dune 2, I think the first one was a solid 8/10, and this second one a 7/10, closer to 6 than to 8. The pacing was much quicker in 2, which I disliked, I like my sci-fi slow. The ending seems to expect you to be invested in the romantic plot, but I just wasn't.

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