Steve

They failed to locate any functioning brain tissue

Sounds like in this case the rats were the apex predators on the island

After centuries, they finally discovered the solution: sprinkle some rat poison around.

Are you fucking kidding

Nonsense. Any money you would spend undoing his physical damage could be better spent helping people. Just put up a historical marker or something

Free venue for queer weddings

And bonds keep going up

For fucks sake in 2002 I and all the other FFA kids went to school with knives and/or multitools clipped to our belts.

The new Epstein Ballroom?

We discovered that the toilets were too small for your mom, we need another $20m for custom gold your mom size giant toilets

Billions of what

Drinking tomatoes