StarMerchant938

joined 6 months ago
[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Yes, this. Phone at home, mask up if you plan on doing ANYTHING other than being an absolute boy scout. If a goth baddie asks you to sign their tits, use a fake name.

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

better not mix both

Idk best flight I ever took was off four beers and a Xanax. I generally don't get belligerent when I take downers tho, I'm more of a fall asleep kinda guy.

Edit: dont do this lol I never even considered me dying as a concern, long as I don't go viral for fighting the flight attendant we good xD.

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

ITALIAN DETECTED

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

DANGEROPS PRANGENT SEX, WILL IT HURT BABY TOP OF ITS HEAD?

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

My cat does it. I've had him his whole life but I got him fixed terribly late and let's just say he gets confused. I'll be holding him like baby like he likes me to do and suddenly he starts twitching and I tell him "you're being weird you gotta go now" and he grumbles at me and leaves.

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I love incense, although I once had a neighbor and smoking buddy tell me that my place smelled like "a French whorehouse."

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Is the male loneliness epidemic not generally understood to be the first thing? Also platonic female friends are actually the best, it's crazy how willing women are compared to dudes to hype you up and support you when your primary motivation for the friendship isn't sex.

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This would make a sick tattoo

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Kernel panic indeed. 3mg is quite a bit of 'cid, and amphetamines tend to make trips pointy and bad. Tequila might balance it out tho. Lime sorbet for the ice cream maybe?

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Stupid sexy hi-vis.

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